According to Douglas Adams (in his best known work ‘Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy’ at least) a person who knows where their towel is, is a person in control of any situation.

If we proceed by this logic, and extrapolate this metaphor ever so slightly in applying it to our mundane world, it might be said that a person who knows where their smart phone is, is a person who can deal with most problems. Of course this disregards the possibility of the battery dying. Should that happen, you are on your own.

With said piece of technology, we can do any number of marvellous things. Such as, start a blog and maintain the pretence that we are writers with something valid, something significant, to tell the world.

Well.

I’ll let you know how that goes because, apparently, I am a writer.